“I am the God of tits and wine.” Tyrion on King Joffrey, the Nephew He Loves to Hate She's here to thank you for staying by my side as the battle raged all around us.” “A fair enough repayment for putting your spear through my would-be killer's face, wouldn't you say? Now, as it happens Marei is quite the spear-handler herself. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.” Tyrion Lannister: “Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. But then I don't suppose you need much room.” Cersei Lannister: “A bit of a comedown from the chamber of the Hand. As we all wait for Cersei and Jaime Lannister’s much cooler brother’s latest one-liners, here are The Best Tyrion Lannister Quotes on Game of Thrones So Far. EST, Game of Thrones returns for its sure-to-be-amazing fourth season, which means your Sunday nights will no longer be imp-free. In those instances, Tyrion represents every Game of Thrones fan who’s ever wanted to pimp-slap Joffrey across his sniveling face-so, yeah, every single Game of Thrones fan. Whenever the little man opens his mouth, quotable gold is guaranteed, especially if the target of his casually delivered vitriol is his despicable and wrongfully empowered nephew, King Joffrey.
The self-acclaimed god of tits and wine in Game of Thrones. To routinely own every Game of Thrones episode he’s included in, Tyrion uses his sharp mind, quick wit, and no-fucks-given candor. In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock. Unlike most of brutal period drama’s other male scene-stealers, Tyrion isn’t able to physically dominate anyone-unless you’re talking about beautiful women between his chamber’s bed’s sheets, of course. Due to its somewhat overwhelming lineup of uneasily distinguishable players with names like Gendry, Sandor, Varys, and Walder, Game of Thrones requires a fuck-ton of patience and attentiveness from its millions of viewers, but there’s one effortlessly agreed upon constant: Tyrion the imp, played by the almighty Peter Dinklage, reigns supreme as the show’s resident badass. “A very small man can cast a very large shadow.”Īnother thing a very small can do: overshadow every other character on television’s largest ensemble drama, HBO’s Game of Thrones.
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